The Jersey Shore will be going au natural this summer!
The New Jersey Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is throwing around the idea of banning Brazilian bikini waxes!!!
Apparently vag and peen wax maintenance has always been illegal in New Jersey, but the Board never enforced the private part waxing law…… until now!
The Board is proposing the new ban after they received complaints from two New Jersey women who were injured while having their hair taken care of down there!
Aestheticians and customers alike are protesting the ban on the Brazilian. “It’s a woman’s body. If she wants to get it completely waxed then that’s up to her, it’s her choice to do that, so I don’t know why it would be illegal,” said one fan of the hairless puss.
The newest cast of Housewives is close-knit and includes friends, a pair of sisters — who married brothers! — and their sister-in-law. The show is set to premiere May 12 (11 p.m. ET) on Bravo.
From left to right, the women of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are …
Jacqueline Laurita: A former cosmetologist, she is now a stay-at-home mom, but still loves to pamper herself. She has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage and a 6-year-old son with her husband Chris, who owns wholesale apparel businesses and is brother to Caroline and Dina.
Teresa Giudice: Born and raised in New Jersey, her husband Joe owns a successful construction company. Together they have three young daughters, who take up much of her time. A friend of Dina and Caroline, she also loves to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at her beach house on the Jersey Shore.
Danielle Staub: “You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between,” says the single mom of two daughters. She prides herself as one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. She is also active in her local parish and regularly attends mass. She and Jacqueline are friends.
Dina Manzo: Founder of the nonprofit Project Ladybug, which helps children with cancer, she’s also an interior designer, an event planner, mother and best friends with her sister Caroline. Her husband Tommy works with his brother (Caroline’s husband) at their family’s catering business.
Caroline Manzo: She’s a mother of three and own a real estate firm and a line of children’s accessories. Described as a “feisty spitfire,” she’s Dina’s sister and is on the board of Project Ladybug. She’s married to Albert Manzo, brother of Dina’s husband Tommy. Dina and Caroline’s brother is Jacqueline’s husband Chris.
Unknown fact of this video: I’m in the back to the right in the purple dress and the guy I’m talking to spilled an entire drink on me during the filming. In the second half you can tell I’m really pissed and he didn’t care and started talking to another girl. Still bitter? Probably too much, but hey that was dry clean only.
Orson Welles’ film classic Touch of Evil begins with an impressive three minute tracking shot which manages to create suspense while tying many of its themes and ideas into the story’s inciting incident. Likewise, this video from UCB LA’s Midnight Show stars Andy Richter and is about him catching people having sex. I think we can all agree they are basically equal in importance and quality. Especially once the cop sucks on the banana.
In my analogy between this video and Touch of Evil, Andy Richter is Charlton Heston, the daughter is Janet Leigh, and everyone else put together is Orson Welles.
One of the doctors featured on the reality show “Dr. 90210" is being sued by a former patient who claims some very "personal" body parts were damaged during a procedure at the doc’s Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Los Angeles.
According to a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Dr. David Matlock is being accused of causing Patricia D’Edgido to suffer “extreme and severe permanent personal injuries” after a 2007 surgery “on her buttocks and other areas of her body, including her arms and vaginal area.”
Among the allegations in the lawsuit, Patricia accuses the doc and the institute he founded of “the use of an improper surgical technique, the artless execution of surgical technique, including the manner in which defendants performed such surgery … failure to perform the correct surgical technique.”
Now Patricia is looking to snatch more than $25k for her troubles.
Calls to Dr. Matlock’s peeps have not yet been returned.
So yesterday I negotiated a raise and got a title change which put me in the best mood ever. Then today I woke up and wanted to dress up, seeing as how since they are paying me more, I felt the need to look more professional. I’m wearing my new black boots which look great with my purple Veronica M dress. Now everyday at around 2 pm, my boss asks me to walk her dogs. She only lives about 6 blocks from the office and she pays me so I can’t complain. Knowing I would have to walk her precious stinky dogs, I brought my old gym sneakers that I planned on changing into at her house, that was until I got to the corner of her street. The entire street was blocked off for filming and the Director and all the producers were all set up right in front of her house. Of course living in LA makes me uber aware that I can be “discovered” at any time. So I walked her 2 crazy dogs in my new boots. My feet were killing me but at least I looked great. That was until the lab mix dog took a huge dump right in front of craft services! I had to clean it up and got the worst looks from everyone on set. So while yesterday I was high as a kite, today I was literally dealing with shit.