Unknown fact of this video: I’m in the back to the right in the purple dress and the guy I’m talking to spilled an entire drink on me during the filming. In the second half you can tell I’m really pissed and he didn’t care and started talking to another girl. Still bitter? Probably too much, but hey that was dry clean only.
Orson Welles’ film classic Touch of Evil begins with an impressive three minute tracking shot which manages to create suspense while tying many of its themes and ideas into the story’s inciting incident. Likewise, this video from UCB LA’s Midnight Show stars Andy Richter and is about him catching people having sex. I think we can all agree they are basically equal in importance and quality. Especially once the cop sucks on the banana.
In my analogy between this video and Touch of Evil, Andy Richter is Charlton Heston, the daughter is Janet Leigh, and everyone else put together is Orson Welles.
One of the doctors featured on the reality show “Dr. 90210" is being sued by a former patient who claims some very "personal" body parts were damaged during a procedure at the doc’s Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Los Angeles.
According to a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Dr. David Matlock is being accused of causing Patricia D’Edgido to suffer “extreme and severe permanent personal injuries” after a 2007 surgery “on her buttocks and other areas of her body, including her arms and vaginal area.”
Among the allegations in the lawsuit, Patricia accuses the doc and the institute he founded of “the use of an improper surgical technique, the artless execution of surgical technique, including the manner in which defendants performed such surgery … failure to perform the correct surgical technique.”
Now Patricia is looking to snatch more than $25k for her troubles.
Calls to Dr. Matlock’s peeps have not yet been returned.
So yesterday I negotiated a raise and got a title change which put me in the best mood ever. Then today I woke up and wanted to dress up, seeing as how since they are paying me more, I felt the need to look more professional. I’m wearing my new black boots which look great with my purple Veronica M dress. Now everyday at around 2 pm, my boss asks me to walk her dogs. She only lives about 6 blocks from the office and she pays me so I can’t complain. Knowing I would have to walk her precious stinky dogs, I brought my old gym sneakers that I planned on changing into at her house, that was until I got to the corner of her street. The entire street was blocked off for filming and the Director and all the producers were all set up right in front of her house. Of course living in LA makes me uber aware that I can be “discovered” at any time. So I walked her 2 crazy dogs in my new boots. My feet were killing me but at least I looked great. That was until the lab mix dog took a huge dump right in front of craft services! I had to clean it up and got the worst looks from everyone on set. So while yesterday I was high as a kite, today I was literally dealing with shit.